If u save this msg,it means I'm cute.If u edit this,I'm still cute.If u fwd this,u r spreading that i'am cute & if u erase this,u r jealous me caz i'm cute!

When i c the moon i c u, when i c the stars i c u, when i c the sea i c u. Get out of the way u r blocking my view

Good news 4 u! Rent free accomodation (khana, peena, sona, rehna,...... Just dial 15.

When God opened the window of MERCY and asked me WHAT IS UR WISH TODAY? I said "MY LORD TAKE CARE OF THAT PERSON WHO IS READING THIS SMS"

Every bOdy wants sOmebOdy apecial  sOmebOdy nice sOmebOdy  lOving sOmebOdy hOnest sOmebOdy cute sOmebOdy attractive why every bOdy want me???

A small monkey says to his mother: mummy why we are so ugly? And the mother replied: you should thank god. Look at this person reading this message.

ONELINERS - A girl phoned me and said....Come on over theres no body home. I went over.... Nobody was home!

VERY SWEET VERY CUTE VERY HONEST ONE IN TRILLIONS, VERY STUNNING VERY VERY GORGEOUS GOOD LOOKING FIT I THINK Its enough about ME.

VERY... Cute, Gorgeous, Genious, Goodlooking, Intellegent, One in Trillions...I think its enuff abt ME,wht abt U....

.....the Heart Beat of my Phone
.....is ur Message Tone

Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a second without u, if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN

When i am not messaging u it does not mean that i have forgotten u, i am just giving u time to MISS ME!!

Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be
one heart that would always beat for you
You know Whose???
your Own Stupid!!!

If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost every thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From !!!...

Roses are red, violets are blue
Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo

Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!

The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?

Our friendship means a lot 2 me.
U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.
U jump out of the window...
I look down & then... i lauf again

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not

I saw your face as you walked by
but then I saw a better guy

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming

My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell" 

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!

When u feel sad....
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit.....
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

Hi! i am marrying next week. there will be a small party and only a few people will be invited...so i am inviting you...don't bring any gift with you...just bring someone to marry me

what is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo for detail

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

Someday u may lose ur hair.
u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.
But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.
coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

Let me kiss ur lips. Let me touch ur teeth. Let me feel ur tongue. SMILE :-) This is ur friend MACLEAN'S! reminding u 2 brush ur teeth twice a day everyday.

If you found yourself in a dark room... Walls around u r red...!

And blood comes from every where....! Do't b scared ...!

U r in my heart....!

Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.

I asked God for a tree He gave me forest, I asked God for a river He gave me an ocean, I asked God for an angel and He gave me YOU.

I saw U on the road that day
U Were Looking so fine
Ur Face So Divine
Ur Walk So Perfect
My Heart Started to Sing a Sweet Song??????.
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT

A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING

Another MOON ? ..........Possible
Another SUN ? ..............Possible
Another SKY ? ................Possible
Another Friend Like U ? .........Impossible
'coz GOD can't make the same MISTAKE twice

Roses are RED
Violets are BLUE
Monkeys Like U
Should be kept in the ZOO
Dont Worry, u'll find me there TOO
Not in the Cage, but LAUGHING AT U

U r the ACCENT of my Life,
ALTO of my Dreams,
IKON of my Eyes,
ZEN of my Thoughts,
INDICA of my Joy,
LANCER of my Heart.
Can anyone clear this TRAFFIC JAM plzz

Those Saprkling Eyes
Those Marvelous Lips
A 100 Watt Smile
The Majestic Walk
The Cheerful Talk
Truly Charming Personality
Guess, That's Enough abt ME

so Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE

U Look at the Ocean, see GOD's Abundance !
U Look at the Sky, see GOD's Wonder !
U Look at the Moon, see GOD's Glory !
And when U Look at the Mirror, see GOD's BLUNDER !!
Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan vaste,
Tussi ronde ho saanu rovvan vaset,
Tussi ik vaar ruske te vekho sohneyo,
Mar jaawan ge assi tvanu manaan vaste.

Teri gali wicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
Saanu pata ae ki tu thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
Jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
Assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!

Dukh hove na kade naseeb uss nu,
Lakh dooriyan hon sade vich bhawen,
Rakhin dil de sade kareeb uss nu.

Baari barsi khatan geya si,
Khat ke lyanda "Sehtoot",
Tusi ta sute e reh gaye,
tuhadi "Pappi" ley geya Bhoot!!

Teri dosti da main satkar kitta,
Teri har nazar nu main pyar kitta,
Kasam rabb di na bhula devin es dosti nu,
Main apne to vi jyada is rishte te aitbaar kitta.

Oh menu vekhi jaandi si,
Main ohnu vekhi jaanda si
Na paper mainu aanda si,
Na paper ohnu aanda si.

Dost hon te Hanjuan di vi shaan hundi ae,
Dost na hon te Mehfil vi shamshaan hundi ae,
Sara khel te dosti da ae
Nahin taan Janaza te Baraat ik samaan hundi ae.

Hayo Rabba! Tussi so gaye?
Inni jaldi? Ik mint ruko mainu Good night te bolan deo ji!
Good Night hai ji!
O tussi chaho to sweet dreams bhi dekh lena.

Do din da sath har koi nabhanda ae,
Zindagi bhar da koi nayi nibhanda,
Agar ro ke chhupayi ja sakdiyaan yaadaan,
Te hass ke koi na chhupanda.

Baah fadke rok lende,
Je chalda koi zor hunda
Assi tere piche kyon rulde,
Je tere jeha koi hor hunda.

Teriyan yadan naal preet pa baithe haan
Eh na samjhi tenu bhula baithe haan,
Duriyan ki karan giyan dur sanu,
Jad ruh vich hi tenu vasa baithe han.

Kuch unj wi rawaan okhiyaan san
Kuch gal wich gham da toq wi si
kuch sher dey log wi daalim san
kuch saanu maran da shok wi si...

Asin parvane sanu agg sek lain de,
Sajjna de sajde layi godde tek lain de.
Jadon aayi mout asin keha ohnu ruk,
Thehar sannu jandi vaari yaar vekh lain de.

Kagaz de fula vich sughand nahi hundi
Lehran to bina samundar vich tarang nahi hundi
Bina akhian de kise da didar nahi hunda
La ke shartan kise nal pyar nahi hunda

Baah phad k le chal naal menu badi mitti fakki terian rahan di,
Je pyar saza taan manzur saanu per qaid hove terian baahan di.

Teri yad rudh jandi akhan cho pani banke,
Ki khatya es rooh ne diwani ban ke,
Bhaven ho gaya hun sadi akhan toh dur,
Par dil vich wasya hai pyar di nishani ban ke.

Koi kehnda Rabba garibaan da
Koi kehnda Rabba badnasibaan da
Par tainu paa ke Janaa main kehnda
Rabba mere varge khushnasibaan da


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