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  Ayy! Kiya Bolti Tuu!

  (Girls With Attitude)

If u treat her nice she says  "yaar daykho ye kameena mujhe line de raha hai"

If u dont she says  "kitna akarta hai sala natak rcha raha hai!"

If u dress nicely she says "mujhay impress karnin ki koshish kar raha hai!"

 If u dont she says "tasteless hai yaar daffa karo paran!"

If u argue with her she says "ziddi hai yaar!"

If u sit quietly she says "dumbu hai bewakoof kahin ka!"

If u act smarter  "she'll lose her brain and say u r insulting her"

If she acts smarter  "she think its her right"

If u dont love her she says  "es ka to pehlay say hi 2,3 larkioon k saath chakar hai ye to hai he aysa!"

If u love her she says  "peechay hi par gaya hai kabhi koi larki nai daykhi ho gee na!"

If u dont give her a  she says  "tum mujh say serious  naheen ho you dhokay baaz!"

If u give her a  she says  "sab ko line deta hoga ess ki shakal se he lagta hai"

If u r skinny she says  "u shud have appropriate mass at appropriate places you kaangri palwaan!"

If u r healthy she says  "u shud b smart you motay!"

If u dont tell her ur problems she says "ur not honest with me main to tum se pyaar kar ke pachtaee!"

If u do tell to her she says  "ur a problem child yaar mujay to skoon se rehnain dea karo!"

If u scold her she says  "you act like a nanny giving lectures stop it ok!"

If she scolds u she says  "Yaar, its becoz I care u na!! hunny! u know i lab ju too jaanu!"

If u break a promise she says  "she does not trust u any more you wadakhilaf bewaffa!"

If she breaks she says  "jaan!! mein majbour thi mujhay tumhari kasam jaan!"

If u do every thing excellent she says  "qismat ne saath diya warna tum kya Einstin ho! "

If she gets good marks she says  "its my brain u know!"

If u hurt her she says  "u r cruel & dont care for my feelings you heartless!"

If she hurts you she replies  "u r not understanding"

And they claim  (girls/women) r not Hypocrates...

Ha ha ha What a joke yaar!


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